Kentucky resident Harvey Westmoreland was forced to eat his own beard at gunpoint following a fight over a lawnmower. I’m left speechless by this news story. Like, even if I wracked my brain for days, I would probably come up with anything quite as good as a guy being forced to eat his own beard after a fight over a lawnmower. True really is stranger than fiction. Choice quote:
“Troy offered to buy it from me for $250. I paid $20 for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him. […] One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”