Santa stops by the basement to deliver the gift of this episode’s movie! This time on Welcome to the Basement, Matt and Craig are watching the Michael Caine classic Alfie. Man, that Alfie is one scumbag of a player! But I do love imitating Michael Caine. Want to know the secret of how to talk like Michael Caine? Put on a British accent – doesn’t matter how bad it is – and say “my cocaine.” Seriously.