Oh boy, how did it take the Honest Trailers guys this long to lampoon Pearl Harbor? This movie just sucks so damn much. I know I watched it, but it was so crappy that I must have purged the memory from my brain, because I can barely remember anything about it. Except the part where Ben Affleck tries to cheat on an eye exam because he has dyslexia…except the way he cheats is to write the eye chart on his palm, as if that would help at all. Ugh. I am not looking forward to the inevitable Michael Bay 9/11 movie.