Ooooh boy. Gods of Egypt is trying, guys. It’s really trying to make you think it won’t be crazy and terrible. It wants you to think that it’s going to be Leonidas vs. Jaime Lannister meets Stargate, and not about how ancient Egypt apparently has no Egyptians living there. It definitely doesn’t want to remind you of how much it looks like Clash of the Titans. But make no mistake – this is going to be a spectacular mess, and it’s coming whether we like it or not.
Gods of Egypt comes out February 26, 2016.