For the longest time, I thought for sure that the rumours about Dolph Lundgren starring in Kindergarten Cop 2 were just a joke. They sounded too much like a parody of Hollywood’s desire to reboot old, stupid franchises to be true. And yet, here we are. It’s 2016, and we have a trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2 starring Dolph Lundgren. Wow. Now, there’s nothing in this trailer that is especially remarkable besides its existence. The movie looks to be following the same plot as the Schwarzenegger original. Why mess with a good thing, right? But one thing I did notice from this preview is how quickly Mr. Movie Voice says the title. It’s like he wants to say it so fast that nobody realizes what they heard until the ad is over.
Kindergarten Cop 2 comes out May 17, 2016.