You killed Colleen.

Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

Goddamn it, Kevin Smith. You almost had me for a minute there. I thought you were going to make a good movie again. Overall, Smith’s movies have been hit and miss. His earliest works are still his strongest, but Red State is still a pretty amazing movie in its own right. I wasn’t a fan of Tusk, but one part that I actually enjoyed in it was the introduction of Lily Depp and Harley Quinn Smith as the Yoga Hosers girls, and so I hoped that when they got their own movie it would be…I dunno, less stupid? This trailer started off kinda great. I think both the girls are doing fine as actors here, and the idea of a high school girl Kevin Smith comedy is a great idea. But then Johnny Depp pops up with the worst Quebecois accent I’ve ever heard, and there are tiny little Nazis made of bratwurst. Why is Kevin Smith so obsessed with Nazis these days? Tusk had a Nazi joke too.

Yoga Hosers comes out July 29, 2016.

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