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The following is a review by Defector of Bad Movie – Bad Review. He’s fond of watching the worst films imaginable, and fist-smashing keyboards until this kind of thing happens. The Trailer Dolph Lundgren. The Dolphin. Das Lundgrenadè.
Feature Films For Families (FFFF) make movies with an agenda. Well, more than one agenda, if we are to address the elephant in the room here (hint: the elephant is money). Their work takes the shape of movies that are … Continue reading
The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 96 minutes Year of release: 1988 Director: Nico Mastorakis Production Studio: Omega Entertainment When beginning to watch Death Nightmare at Noon Street, I had a moment of self-reflection, and certain obstacles to overcome. The … Continue reading
The Facts Format: DVD (Modern Entertainment) Running Time: 98 minutes Year of release: 1976 Director: Cesar ‘Chat’ Gallardo Production Studio: Crown International Pictures Just breathe. I can do this. I feel an urge to begin this review with warnings written … Continue reading
The Facts Format: DVD (Distributor: Prism Leasure) Running Time: 92 minutes Year of release: 1999 Director: Neil Mandt Production Studio: Crystal Sky Communications Much like the old saying about bringing knives to gun fights, when preparing to sit down to … Continue reading
The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 90 minutes Year of release: 1985 Director: Umberto Lenzi Production Studio: Euramerica International Film “Call it bravery…Call it courage…Call it guts…Whatever you call it, they’ve got it!” Well, I call it casual racism and … Continue reading