Author Archives: Vince Nitro
I’m not saying people who talk on the phone during movies should be subject to THIS treatment, but…uh…I can’t think of how I should finish that sentence.
Enough of the cartoons and silly surreal nonsense for today. Another staple of the content here at VNPR is good old-fasioned body horror. I can’t even begin to imagine the relief this dude must have felt.
So, I’m a bit late to the party, but I’m finally playing Skyrim. On my neverending quest for more information about it (since it has more content than, say, my own life), I stumbled across this particular piece. Having played … Continue reading
I offer you this without any sense of context or rationale. It’s simply one of those things I find in the day-to-day life of Vince Nitro.
I’m not content to offer you only one bizarre anime-style overtly sexual cartoon video. Oh, no. In other news, the bloody shorts with the hole in them should be a national flag somewhere.
The title pretty much sums it up. In the post-fight euphoria, nobody fully understood the gravity of the situation. Six people died that night by way of devoured brains.
Alright guys, stick with this one. I promise you it’s worthy of VNPR, it’s just a bit of a slow burn at first.
What is it with He-Man that makes it so easy to make sex jokes about it? …the rampant homoerotic subtext. Right.
This marks the beginning of a new feature here at The Back Row: My attempt to put together a half-decent standup comedy act. I have an immense amount of admiration and respect for the guys who do it and do … Continue reading
In honour of my coming to the realization that Stanhope is my favorite standup act of all time, here’s a couple of his great bits. My kingdom for him to come to Ottawa or Montreal sometime soon.