All I know about this clip is that it’s a commercial for the new season of the TV series The Ancient Dogoo Girls. I have no idea what this series is about, nor do I want to know. If you speak Japanese, I forbid you from telling me what they’re saying, or any plot details of any kind that you can glean from this commercial. I think all the boob-bouncing, wok-flaming, screeching yeti awesomeness speaks for itself.