Today is the birthday of one of my all-time favourite directors, Paul Thomas Anderson, so this clip will cover one of my all-time favourite films, Magnolia, featuring my all-time favourite Tom Cruise performance as womanizing self-help guru Frank T.J. Mackey. Here is the infomercial for his “Seduce and Destroy” system, which will teach you the techniques to have any hard-body blonde just dripping to wet your dock.