I’m sure you remember The Simpsons episode where Lisa develops an addiction to calling The Corey Hotline. Well guess what? The Corey Hotline was for real! For $2 the first minute and 45 cents each additional minute, you could probably hear Corey Feldman and Corey Haim recite words that rhymed with Corey. “Gory… story… allegory… montessori…”