This is like my worst nightmare. I can’t stand insufferable coffee hipster snobs like the ones in this sketch…but I love the coffee they make! I’d probably take all kinds of abuse if the coffee was good enough. I’m a pushover like that, I guess. Feel free to experiment with pushing my buttons, though, by bringing my gourmet coffee and seeing if its awesomeness outweighs my annoyance at your antics. Trust me, this is in no way a scheme to get me free gourmet coffee.