Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 107 Pedobear Newscast

I don’t even know what to say to this. I wish I’d seen this live on the actual news; my brain would’ve probably melted on the spot. I guess there’s no better way to inconspicuously nab a tot than dressing in the guise of a widely known internet meme so infamous for what he does that he’s named Pedobear. Even worse is how earnest they all are reporting on this.