Time-travelling Jedi sorcerer Gill is a man of many talents – he can made a rabbit disappear, quote Monty Python relentlessly, and shoot his enemies dirty looks from a safe distance…among other things! When he first arrived in the present time stream, Gill had already experienced many bizarre physical mutations, allowing his futuristic and cybernetically augmented body to blend in with those of other human beings, and so he had no difficulty blending in with polite society, aside from the occasional mind-destroying psychic beam. It was years after his arrival that he decided to found The Back Row – the web’s last bastion of awesome media culture – and the world was better for it. He turns 29 today. Oh yeah, and today is also Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday…but who cares about that guy?!