This marks the beginning of a new feature here at The Back Row: My attempt to put together a half-decent standup comedy act. I have an immense amount of admiration and respect for the guys who do it and do it well (see my last VNPR about Doug Stanhope) and figured this forum has a solid audience with good taste in entertainment.
Our first adventure details something that happened to me earlier this week. I promise you it happened 100% as presented.