Dad By The Sword may look like just a weird, surreal first-person fighter game along the lines of Zeno Clash, but its premise is enough to push this one into 100% awesome territory. You play as your dad – yes, YOUR dad; the father of the player – as you run around in jean shorts slaughtering waves of enemies, including four-legged, sentient hot dogs. In addition to your claymore, you will be equipped with an arsenal of Dadcessories to assist you in your quest. Yes, it’s just a vehicle for dad jokes. Yes, Freud would have a field day. Yes, I’ll be playing it.