It’s Jurassic Park the way you never knew you wanted to see it! If I’m being honest here, I would probably watch this just to see how awesomely ridiculous it was. But I’d only pay full price if it included Jurassic World and they also put high heels on Spielberg in all the behind-the-scenes featurettes. Not since the Star Wars: Porkins Edition has a fake boxed set looked so good.