Author Archives: thedefector
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Direct Action
The following is a review by Defector of Bad Movie – Bad Review. He’s fond of watching the worst films imaginable, and fist-smashing keyboards until this kind of thing happens. The Trailer Dolph Lundgren. The Dolphin. Das Lundgrenadè.
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Feature Films For Families (Rigoletto/Horse Crazy)
Feature Films For Families (FFFF) make movies with an agenda. Well, more than one agenda, if we are to address the elephant in the room here (hint: the elephant is money). Their work takes the shape of movies that are … Continue reading
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Nightmare at Noon (Death Street USA)
The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 96 minutes Year of release: 1988 Director: Nico Mastorakis Production Studio: Omega Entertainment When beginning to watch Death Nightmare at Noon Street, I had a moment of self-reflection, and certain obstacles to overcome. The … Continue reading
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Hustler Squad
The Facts Format: DVD (Modern Entertainment) Running Time: 98 minutes Year of release: 1976 Director: Cesar ‘Chat’ Gallardo Production Studio: Crown International Pictures Just breathe. I can do this. I feel an urge to begin this review with warnings written … Continue reading
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Arthur’s Quest
The Facts Format: DVD (Distributor: Prism Leasure) Running Time: 92 minutes Year of release: 1999 Director: Neil Mandt Production Studio: Crystal Sky Communications Much like the old saying about bringing knives to gun fights, when preparing to sit down to … Continue reading
Bad Movie – Bad Review: Thunder Squad
The Facts Format: DVD Running Time: 90 minutes Year of release: 1985 Director: Umberto Lenzi Production Studio: Euramerica International Film “Call it bravery…Call it courage…Call it guts…Whatever you call it, they’ve got it!” Well, I call it casual racism and … Continue reading