Vince Nitro – The Back Row

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 127 Turn Off Your Damn Phone

Vince Nitro — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:07:58 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMueHGMi7c

I’m not saying people who talk on the phone during movies should be subject to THIS treatment, but…uh…I can’t think of how I should finish that sentence.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 126 Nasal Extraction

Vince Nitro — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 15:14:00 +0000

Enough of the cartoons and silly surreal nonsense for today. Another staple of the content here at VNPR is good old-fasioned body horror.

I can’t even begin to imagine the relief this dude must have felt.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 125 Skyrim Sex Life

Vince Nitro — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:51:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHvx0l_tVEw

So, I’m a bit late to the party, but I’m finally playing Skyrim. On my neverending quest for more information about it (since it has more content than, say, my own life), I stumbled across this particular piece. Having played the game, I can honestly say that unless they used some sort of mod to place things like that, it must have taken AGES to do this.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 124 Ploft

Vince Nitro — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:27:22 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME05mV3tYQE

I offer you this without any sense of context or rationale. It’s simply one of those things I find in the day-to-day life of Vince Nitro.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 123 Rocket

Vince Nitro — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 00:10:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBnuVfx8uVA

I’m not content to offer you only one bizarre anime-style overtly sexual cartoon video. Oh, no.

In other news, the bloody shorts with the hole in them should be a national flag somewhere.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 121 Kickboxer Dies in Ring, Returns as Zombie

Vince Nitro — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 21:39:12 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO5i1qeT1ow

The title pretty much sums it up. In the post-fight euphoria, nobody fully understood the gravity of the situation. Six people died that night by way of devoured brains.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 121 Fantasy

Vince Nitro — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:25:41 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

Alright guys, stick with this one. I promise you it’s worthy of VNPR, it’s just a bit of a slow burn at first.

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 120 Skeletor vs. Beast Man

Vince Nitro — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:19:53 +0000

What is it with He-Man that makes it so easy to make sex jokes about it?

…the rampant homoerotic subtext. Right.

Vince Nitro’s Canned Comedy – 1 Innocent Wood

Vince Nitro — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 12:00:47 +0000

This marks the beginning of a new feature here at The Back Row: My attempt to put together a half-decent standup comedy act. I have an immense amount of admiration and respect for the guys who do it and do it well (see my last VNPR about Doug Stanhope) and figured this forum has a solid audience with good taste in entertainment.

Our first adventure details something that happened to me earlier this week. I promise you it happened 100% as presented.

Enjoy!

Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 119 Doug Stanhope

Vince Nitro — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 21:49:07 +0000

In honour of my coming to the realization that Stanhope is my favorite standup act of all time, here’s a couple of his great bits. My kingdom for him to come to Ottawa or Montreal sometime soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFJ-hFFdI8

Some of this content may be considered NSFW by a few people.