Author Archives: Vince Nitro
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 118 Fallen Angel
Looks a lot like the thing that was caught on the hunting camera in the Louisiana video I posted some time ago. Night vision does funny things to the look of people’s eyes, though. My money’s on smooth shaven forest … Continue reading
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 117 Heinz Automato
I’m picturing a mashup of Robot Wars and Iron Chef in a robotic battle to the death for culinary supremacy. Who’s with me?
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 116 Voces en tu mente
Well, boils and ghouls, I’m pretty stoked about this find. I love when the sound goes haywire at 2:30, I love the scratchy found-footage filter, I love the detuned orgran moaning in the background, I just love this thing.
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 115 No Quit in This Guy
In this early inspiration for Sucker Punch, I’m left to wonder if he was also beating the crap out of giant samurai robots to the dulcet tones of Bjork in his head.
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 114 Sports!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8 This might be the catchiest sporting event tune since the bike race in Revenge of the Nerds. Tim and Eric are pretty hit and miss with me, but the second I heard this while causing vehicular mayhem in Steelport … Continue reading
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 113 Dubstep Discovery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFv2_pJibU I only wish to one day make a discovery that moves me so deeply, shakes the core the foundation of my understanding of the world so drastically that the only thing I can do to keep my head from … Continue reading
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 112 MELON!
That’s two video game clips out of three since my return, but damn. If people are going to do THIS with them, then you’ll be seeing more than that before I’m done. Here we discover that a bunch of the … Continue reading
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 111 Jolly He-Man
Old Vince had a long day today and doesn’t have a lot left in the tank to come up with something clever or pithy to say. Here’s He-Man jerking off on a bunch of stuff to TOOL.
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve 110 – You Need Me
At the risk of sounding conceited, Back Row viewers, Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve is back on the air for the above-noted reasons. Seriously, though, I bet if the Combine knew that the Earth could produce this quality of nightmare fuel, … Continue reading
Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve – 109 Society is You and Me
The easy joke would be something about the Netherlands and weed, but it’s too obvious. I just wonder about what values these public service announcements are supposed to be promoting. Maybe Dutch people are too nice and there’s a government-sponsored … Continue reading