Author Archives: Vince Nitro

This video isn’t as strange or surreal as a lot of the stuff I post, but eh. My column, one of my favorite tunes ever. I enjoy it immensely, and so should you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGk7IGepQg Yesterday’s rant is done. Back to form here on VNPR. Here’s some awful, unsettling nightmare fuel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8UXVsIiP4 For Gill’s birthday, I present to you the rare forgotten episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where Leonardo learns the ancient art of Monkey Steals the Peach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM Alright, we’re breaking form a little bit today.  I caught the news about the Dire Straits tune getting censored on Canadian radio, regardless of the fact that it’s been playing without issue for some 25 years, and regardless of … Continue reading →

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANXJGpadZJ0 Man, Japanese Kramer is REALLY strange.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjKc-RpvR30 Alright, back to form for VNPR out here. A slice of bizarre, random jibberish that comes without any rhyme or reason. The bear’s gurgling when he’s told that he doesn’t look like a bear slays me every time. Enjoy!

I can’t be the only one who thinks life would be so much simpler if a Golden Age tart would show up when your house is messy and clean it for you. Admittedly the black and while would get depressing … Continue reading →

Great. Now I’m never going to be able to look at animals doing their thing -without- imagining them having British accents.

So…evidently creatures that belong in an Aphex Twin video are terrorizing hunting camps in Louisiana. I know it’s shopped to hell and back, but this would be so awesome if it actually was real.

I don’t even know what to say about this. I have no idea who made it, or why. I have no idea if Barbariccia is actually a lesbian, I have no idea why Caganazzo’s head looks like a pecker, I … Continue reading →