Author Archives: Vince Nitro
Looks a lot like the thing that was caught on the hunting camera in the Louisiana video I posted some time ago. Night vision does funny things to the look of people’s eyes, though. My money’s on smooth shaven forest … Continue reading
I’m picturing a mashup of Robot Wars and Iron Chef in a robotic battle to the death for culinary supremacy. Who’s with me?
Well, boils and ghouls, I’m pretty stoked about this find. I love when the sound goes haywire at 2:30, I love the scratchy found-footage filter, I love the detuned orgran moaning in the background, I just love this thing.
In this early inspiration for Sucker Punch, I’m left to wonder if he was also beating the crap out of giant samurai robots to the dulcet tones of Bjork in his head.
This might be the catchiest sporting event tune since the bike race in Revenge of the Nerds. Tim and Eric are pretty hit and miss with me, but the second I heard this while causing vehicular mayhem in Steelport during … Continue reading
I only wish to one day make a discovery that moves me so deeply, shakes the core the foundation of my understanding of the world so drastically that the only thing I can do to keep my head from exploding … Continue reading
That’s two video game clips out of three since my return, but damn. If people are going to do THIS with them, then you’ll be seeing more than that before I’m done. Here we discover that a bunch of the … Continue reading
Old Vince had a long day today and doesn’t have a lot left in the tank to come up with something clever or pithy to say. Here’s He-Man jerking off on a bunch of stuff to TOOL.
At the risk of sounding conceited, Back Row viewers, Vince Nitro’s Private Reserve is back on the air for the above-noted reasons. Seriously, though, I bet if the Combine knew that the Earth could produce this quality of nightmare fuel, … Continue reading
The easy joke would be something about the Netherlands and weed, but it’s too obvious. I just wonder about what values these public service announcements are supposed to be promoting. Maybe Dutch people are too nice and there’s a government-sponsored … Continue reading